Insults

Your shoes are so old, when you step on ...
Your shoes are so old, when you step on gum you know the flavor.

I was reminded of you all day today. I ...
I was reminded of you all day today. I hadn't been to the zoo in a while.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a ...
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she gets an estimate.