Insults

I'd love to talk to you, but I'm afraid ...
I'd love to talk to you, but I'm afraid my vaccinations aren't up to date.

I'll never forget the first time we met ...
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

Your shoes are so old, when you step on ...
Your shoes are so old, when you step on gum you know the flavor.

I was reminded of you all day today. I ...
I was reminded of you all day today. I hadn't been to the zoo in a while.

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a ...
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she gets an estimate.