Man truly bummed Katy Perry concert had no nip slip
Having caught a glimpse on the Internet...

Studio hopes James Cameron's Smurf movie is elaborate prank
Steven Seagal stars as Papa Smurf...?

Wimbledon to release 11 hour match on deluxe 30 disc box set
The Infinite Jest of tennis...

North Koreans cheer World Cup victory over Italy in 1966...
Fans flock to the pub in Pyongyang...

Doctors warn pregnant Celine Dion against singing original songs
Melodies have same impact as massive sugar intake...

Dennis Hopper really creeping people out in line at Pearly Gates
Can't believe there's no booze or Lakers game...

Man with decent looking goatee baffles scientists
Odds of occurence are less than 1 in 4 million...

Dog tricks drunk owner into second dinner
Sensing a Budweiser overload...

BP working with biologists to develop new oil resistant wildlife
Feathers of new BP Gull show promise...