Fortune Cookie

Hard work pays off in the future, but ...
Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.

If people talk negatively about you, ...
If people talk negatively about you, make sure no one will believe them.

Money can't buy happiness, but it's more ...
Money can't buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle.

True love is the triumph of imagination ...
True love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you don't have time to do it right ...
If you don't have time to do it right the first time, you must have time to do it over.